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DIE NEUE COSMO ARTIKEL, 'SEX MIT DEM BESTER FREUND + GEFÜHLE FÜR IHN … KANN DAS GUT GEHEN?', ICH FRAGE MICH, LEON; 19 ‘ER MAG MICH SEHR ABER HAT NE FREUNDIN…’

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DIE NEUE COSMO ARTIKEL'SEX MIT DEM BESTER FREUND + GEFÜHLE FÜR IHN … KANN DAS GUT GEHEN?'ICH FRAGE MICHLEON; 19 ‘ER MAG MICH SEHR ABER HAT NE FREUNDIN…’

stankley:

I TOLD YOU GUYS BONO IS A GOOD PERSON

">15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

trcunning:

soybeanbaby:

I never see enough merbabies~ this picture makes me happy.

This isn’t just a photo - this movie and its sequel are tumblr GOLD.
First movie, Miranda, 1948 (full movie on youtube)
A guy goes fishing and finds a mermaid named Miranda.
She takes him prisoner and forces him to show her around London.
She does not gain legs and uses a wheelchair on land.
The guy’s wife makes him hire Miranda a nurse.
The nurse is wacky and loves Miranda
Miranda ~accidentally~ seduces the guy, and a bunch off other guys.
The guy’s wife figures out that Miranda is a mermaid and wants to tell people.
Miranda escapes back to the ocean (and has a baby)
Second movie, Mad About Me, 1954 (not available online, that I could find)
Miranda meets her identical, human cousin Caroline
They trade places
Miranda doesn’t like Caroline’s fiance
She tries to break up the engagement and hook her up with 2 other guys
One of the guy’s fiances figures out that Miranda is a mermaid and wants to expose her
Caroline quickly returns to protect Miranda
Caroline ends up with the nicest of the guys
AND if you don’t recognize her Miranda is played by Glynis Johns (Mrs Banks from Mary Poppins).

trcunning:

soybeanbaby:

I never see enough merbabies~ this picture makes me happy.

This isn’t just a photo - this movie and its sequel are tumblr GOLD.

First movie, Miranda, 1948 (full movie on youtube)

  • A guy goes fishing and finds a mermaid named Miranda.
  • She takes him prisoner and forces him to show her around London.
  • She does not gain legs and uses a wheelchair on land.
  • The guy’s wife makes him hire Miranda a nurse.
  • The nurse is wacky and loves Miranda
  • Miranda ~accidentally~ seduces the guy, and a bunch off other guys.
  • The guy’s wife figures out that Miranda is a mermaid and wants to tell people.
  • Miranda escapes back to the ocean (and has a baby)

Second movie, Mad About Me, 1954 (not available online, that I could find)

  • Miranda meets her identical, human cousin Caroline
  • They trade places
  • Miranda doesn’t like Caroline’s fiance
  • She tries to break up the engagement and hook her up with 2 other guys
  • One of the guy’s fiances figures out that Miranda is a mermaid and wants to expose her
  • Caroline quickly returns to protect Miranda
  • Caroline ends up with the nicest of the guys

AND if you don’t recognize her Miranda is played by Glynis Johns (Mrs Banks from Mary Poppins).

artvevo:

today i walked around with my boyfriend and tried out different camera settings for this assignment and everything is so beautiful when it’s neon and blurry!! 

earendil-was-a-mariner:

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

She: Mum you can’t just say my daddy is manu neuer and then take it back like nbd *sigh*
Me: lmao

She: Mum you can’t just say my daddy is manu neuer and then take it back like nbd *sigh*

Me: lmao

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sirpeter64:

Debbie Harry of Blondie in car, NYC. May 1977.

sirpeter64:

Debbie Harry of Blondie in car, NYC. May 1977.

pueriluna:

ballons at night

goodtimegirlsla:

New York City by Kim